{
  "quotes": [
    {
      "text": "She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.",
      "source": "Wayne, Wayne's World"
    },
    {
      "text": "WOT?!",
      "source": "Maxwell"
    },
    {
      "text": "If you are going to spew, spew into this.",
      "source": "Garth, Wayne's World"
    },
    {
      "text": "I know nothing.",
      "source": "Manuel, Fawlty Towers"
    },
    {
      "text": "Nobody loves a cry baby.",
      "source": "Daddy"
    },
    {
      "text": "Rich Beef Sausages.",
      "source": "Beef and Dairy Network"
    },
    {
      "text": "It's just a flesh wound.",
      "source": "Black Knight, Holy Grail"
    },
    {
      "text": "We are the knights who say... Ni!",
      "source": "Knights Who Say Ni, Holy Grail"
    },
    {
      "text": "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!",
      "source": "Cardinal Ximinez, Flying Circus"
    },
    {
      "text": "What is your favourite colour?",
      "source": "Bridgekeeper, Holy Grail"
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm not dead yet!",
      "source": "Plague Victim, Holy Grail"
    },
    {
      "text": "He's a very naughty boy.",
      "source": "Brian's Mum, Life of Brian"
    },
    {
      "text": "This parrot is no more!",
      "source": "John Cleese, Flying Circus"
    },
    {
      "text": "Always look on the bright side of life.",
      "source": "Life of Brian"
    },
    {
      "text": "We are all individuals!",
      "source": "The Crowd, Life of Brian"
    },
    {
      "text": "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.",
      "source": "Dennis, Holy Grail"
    },
    {
      "text": "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!",
      "source": "French Soldier, Holy Grail"
    },
    {
      "text": "I fart in your general direction.",
      "source": "French Soldier, Holy Grail"
    },
    {
      "text": "What have the Romans ever done for us?",
      "source": "Reg, Life of Brian"
    },
    {
      "text": "No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle.",
      "source": "Matthias, Life of Brian"
    },
    {
      "text": "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!",
      "source": "Dennis, Holy Grail"
    },
    {
      "text": "This is an ex-parrot!",
      "source": "John Cleese, Flying Circus"
    },
    {
      "text": "Bring out your dead!",
      "source": "The Plague Cart, Holy Grail"
    },
    {
      "text": "And now for something completely different.",
      "source": "Flying Circus"
    },
    {
      "text": "A swallow carrying a coconut?",
      "source": "Guard, Holy Grail"
    },
    {
      "text": "She's a witch! Burn her!",
      "source": "Village Mob, Holy Grail"
    },
    {
      "text": "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!",
      "source": "Arthur, Holy Grail"
    },
    {
      "text": "We are the knights who say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!",
      "source": "Knights Who Say Ni, Holy Grail"
    },
    {
      "text": "Blessed are the cheesemakers.",
      "source": "Crowd Member, Life of Brian"
    },
    {
      "text": "Run away! Run away!",
      "source": "King Arthur, Holy Grail"
    },
    {
      "text": "Nobody loves a cry baby.",
      "source": "Daddy"
    },
    {
      "text": "Meat and cake!",
      "source": "Baz"
    },
    {
      "text": "Slash Beef!",
      "source": "Beef and Dairy Network"
    },
    {
      "text": "You can't say no to a good kid.",
      "source": "Daddy"
    },
    {
      "text": "Fat Daddy!",
      "source": "All of Daddy's children. Poor Daddy"
    },
    {
      "text": "To the Mirthmobile!",
      "source": "Wayne, Wayne's World"
    },
    {
      "text": "You shall not pass!",
      "source": "Gandalf, The Fellowship of the Ring"
    },
    {
      "text": "One does not simply walk into Mordor.",
      "source": "Boromir, The Fellowship of the Ring"
    },
    {
      "text": "Run, you fools.",
      "source": "Gandalf, The Fellowship of the Ring"
    },
    {
      "text": "Nobody tosses a dwarf!",
      "source": "Gimli, The Fellowship of the Ring"
    },
    {
      "text": "Ahhhhhh, I understand this now.",
      "source": "Twerpius Maximus"
    },
    {
      "text": "Wax on, wax off.",
      "source": "Mr. Miyagi, The Karate Kid"
    },
    {
      "text": "Cobra Kai never dies.",
      "source": "Cobra Kai"
    },
    {
      "text": "Daniel-san",
      "source": "Mr. Miyagi, The Karate Kid"
    },
    {
      "text": "Alrighty then!",
      "source": "Ace Ventura, Pet Detective"
    },
    {
      "text": "I am Ace Ventura, and I will find your dolphin.",
      "source": "Ace Ventura, Pet Detective"
    },
    {
      "text": "Seal your house using some kind of heavy duty tape and just try to pass with some dignity.",
      "source": "Beef and Dairy Network"
    },
    {
      "text": "I want to taste the fifth meat. Come here, sweet flesh.",
      "source": "Beef and Dairy Network"
    },
    {
      "text": "There are four meats in the universe. Beef, lamb, pork, and chicken.",
      "source": "Beef and Dairy Network"
    },
    {
      "text": "But what of venison? Worry not, my child. It's nothing more than forest beef.",
      "source": "Beef and Dairy Network"
    },
    {
      "text": "As I'm sure you know, otter in Cornish is dalgry, which literally translates as wild river beef.",
      "source": "Beef and Dairy Network"
    },
    {
      "text": "Hello and welcome to the Beef and Dairy Network podcast, the number one podcast for those involved or just interested in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.",
      "source": "Beef and Dairy Network"
    },
    {
      "text": "PROTEIN!",
      "source": "Baz"
    },
    {
      "text": "Ah, what a rip off!",
      "source": "Twerpious Maximous"
    },
    {
      "text": "Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.",
      "source": "Argument Sketch, Flying Circus"
    }
  ]
}